There has been a setback in Batata's training.
I am all for the destruction of towels and sponges as well as the stealing of food. In fact, I encourage such activities.
Batata has done something so vile and heinous that I have to question her ability to learn the art of being the queen of the realm. My confidence is very much shaken.
Not only did she STEAL a photo of me in a plastic magnetic frame, she chewed it up!
Yes, I know you are as shocked as I am. How could she do such a thing?? Oh, woe is me.
I intend to give her a stern talking to and set things straight.
Here she comes now.
"Batata, you mustn't chew on pictures of moi."
"Awwww, look at you. You little monkey face."
"Oh no, I am not upset with you at all."
"Here you go, Batata, chew up another picture of me."
Argh!!!! I think she used her Estrela mind powers on me!!!!!!
The force is strong with this one.
Bart
Saturday, May 19, 2007
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Hang in there buddy...it is probably only gonna get worse. The older and cuter she gets, the more trouble she is going to be!
Monroe
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